impossible-redhead:

Spiderman 3 is why Spiderman isn’t allowed in the Avengers

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nevertrustthepenguin:

bubblegumshoes:

THE SHIP THAT SHALL NEVER SINK

Ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

romankyaryday:

you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew, danny devito godzilla

airportcarpets:

The time I asked Bryan Fuller to name one of Will’s dogs “Applesauce” and he obliged

myladyfire:

Ghost rolled in some sidewalk chalk.

overnight-shipping:

impossiblepenguins:

fuelledbymaple:

kinraijou:

misscharlottexavier:

princessnootnoot:

thedaddynacho:

fab-bartowski:

yvonkayvonki:

troylersboo:

whatsagarb:

sivoakley:

lovexstrength:

hartbig-and-bowties:

prince-of-mametown:

a-harty-carrot:

i-hart-skywalker:

hartbugs:

koala-0nesie:

whazzupholytrinity:

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

June Peppermint Tea. It sucks

december trail mix omg

FEBRUARY MEATBALLS

November Taco

April Nutella

October Salad

June Slider… Not bad…

February Sweet Tea

May Toast

July Oreo

June Sandwich

june chicken nuggets! fuckin sexy name! 

April Stirfry how fucking sexy

Sept Apple.. sounds more like a poet

April Kitkat

December ChexMix. Hot.

September Bevita. Sounds legit.

March Parfait… not bad

October Smint

May cheesy breadstick

August Trix. I’ll take it

overnight-shipping:

impossiblepenguins:

fuelledbymaple:

kinraijou:

misscharlottexavier:

princessnootnoot:

thedaddynacho:

fab-bartowski:

yvonkayvonki:

troylersboo:

whatsagarb:

sivoakley:

lovexstrength:

hartbig-and-bowties:

prince-of-mametown:

a-harty-carrot:

i-hart-skywalker:

hartbugs:

koala-0nesie:

whazzupholytrinity:

joshpeckofficiall:

look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way

June Peppermint Tea. It sucks

december trail mix omg

FEBRUARY MEATBALLS

November Taco

April Nutella

October Salad

June Slider… Not bad…

February Sweet Tea

May Toast

July Oreo

June Sandwich

june chicken nuggets! fuckin sexy name! 

April Stirfry how fucking sexy

Sept Apple.. sounds more like a poet

April Kitkat

December ChexMix. Hot.

September Bevita. Sounds legit.

March Parfait… not bad

October Smint

May cheesy breadstick

August Trix. I’ll take it

chocolate-sideburns-of-love:

naughty-chekov:

i’m sorry for my entire life

It’s the last panel that really makes this post.

nonexistentially:

augustus waters sobs quietly into his desk. he is in his english class. they are taking a language feature test. he sweats as he gets to the next question.
“what language feature is this? ‘her eyes were as blue as the sky’.” he groans. his pen shakes as he writes the same answer as he has put for all the other questions. he cannot stop himself.
“it’s a metaphor” he whispers

ladymarvels:

Technically Thor wasn’t even part of the avengers initiative. He just showed up to the party.

running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt
  • School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
  • Student: why?
  • School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway

"Helena,
I know things are looking rough right now, but I want you to know that I will always be right here to help you carry whatever weight in that uphill battle. No amount of baggage is too heavy, I promise you that. You have done so much for me that I could only dream of doing for you in return. All I want to do is make you smile for the rest of your life. I know that it won’t always happen, and I’ll try my best despite that. I will always hold your hand and let you cry on my shoulder if you need it. I know I may not always be there physically, but in spirit, I am. I am always one phone call away, and please never ever hesitate to call me if you ever need me. I always have my phone on me for that reason—in case someone I love really needs me. You are my entire world, Helena, and if anything were to ever happen to you, I don’t know what I would do. I want to be there for you, keep you comfortable and safe. I want to grow old with you, see amazing things happen with you, and be able to impart our wisdom and our love story on a younger generation. You are enough to inspire a generation. You inspire ME, my love, to be a better person. You make me want to be the best damn girlfriend in the world. I hope to be that and more in the future. I love you so much with every ounce of my being."

Ariel, the best damn girlfriend I could’ve ever hoped to ask for