johnegbertsarms:

tropius:

Important message from me, please be sure to watch this video for an important message

Instead of sending people my resume, I’m just going to send them this.

theenigmatic-me:

sluttiest-virgin:

sexcake:

white boys sexting like

I’m laugHING SO HARD what is this FROM

Wow the new fifty shades of grey movie looks great

blastortoise:

okay but when you have holocaust survivors and people who were activists during the civil rights movement supporting mike brown and then KKK members and neo nazi’s supporting the officer you should be able to figure out which side is the right one.

gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

dayman-ah-ah-ah:

This isn’t freedom. This is fear.

Captain America is so relevant right now

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

polysyndetons:

mxjoshuafranklinstein:

Are you fucking serious?!??!!!

holy fucking shit

polysyndetons:

mxjoshuafranklinstein:

Are you fucking serious?!??!!!

holy fucking shit

  • me: hello darkness my old friend
  • darkness: do i know u
  • Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
  • Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
  • Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
  • Obama: Supports gay marriage.
  • Obama: Education for all!
  • Obama: Universal healthcare!
  • Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
  • Americans: You're destroying this country.

seedy:

you know when ur older relatives say things like “aww u were so cute when u were little” like excuse me bitch im still cute

meatbicyclevevo:

-touches elbow-
-8th grader voice- “haha I touched ur weenus”

sarcastic-posts:

*hides good snacks from family members*

deanovak:

when youre googling your homework assignment and you find a website with all of the answers

image

  • michael fassbender: *exists*
  • me: where's his academy award